purenoise:

in case you didnt know

  • girls can be polite without being flirty
  • dont mistake politeness for being into you
  • girls can be nice without wanting the d
  • ya feel

(Source: torixgrace)

borlax:

now this is what Im talkin about 
samimation:

Goovolution
mlb:

This is Masahiro Tanaka saying Hello Kitty before the Yankees game. You are welcome.

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

francislare:

and remember kids its never too late to become a raging degenerate homosexual

rogervonbiersborn:

you make my black heart sweat

untrue-posts:

startorrent02:

He has a record of killing us an they hired him back and put him in a community that’s mainly black?!?!?! I CANNOT.

tylenold:

soccer moms are 2 wild